Just the beginning...

November 3, 2011 6:39 pm
inthefade: Things I want to know about Courtney Stodden: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS PERSON SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD? What in the ever loving hell is wrong with her parents? Is she hopped on tranquilizers all the time? Because she’s got that vacant Anna Nicole look in her eyes. Are there people who actually see her as a model-slash-actress or does everyone who follows her on twitter or follow here life just do it in a train wreck sort of way? HOW DOES A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL LOOK LIKE THIS? Do you think she ever lays awake at night wondering what it might have been like to have a childhood? Do you think her twitter is ghostwritten by someone who once wrote poems for Hallmark cards and got fired for being too “touchy feely” with their co-workers? How has Chris Hansen not had a talk with her husband yet? Where did she come from? How did she get semi-famous? Did her parents just whore her out to the highest perverted bidder? HOW ARE HER PARENTS NOT MORTIFIED? What is the over/under on the age at which she will first be found face down on the bathroom floor in a pool of her own vomit? Is it me or has she, at 17, aged as badly as anyone on any Real Housewives show? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE INVOLVED IN ANY ASPECT OF HER LIFE? What the fuck is wrong with America?  Am I the only one completely saddened by this spectacle? I don’t know who this chick is, nor do I care. But as I was reading this post, all my mind would let me read was HOW IS SHE SEVENTY YEARS OLD?  And I was thinking, DAMN!  She looks whorish, but if I was 70 and still had a tight bod, I might too. Then I kept reading and eventually that 70 turned into a 17 and I quickly scrolled up, and looked, and I do mean LOOKED! Shit! It’s sad I could believe she was 70 before I could EVER believe she was 17!

inthefade:

Things I want to know about Courtney Stodden:

  • HOW THE FUCK IS THIS PERSON SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD?
  • What in the ever loving hell is wrong with her parents?
  • Is she hopped on tranquilizers all the time? Because she’s got that vacant Anna Nicole look in her eyes.
  • Are there people who actually see her as a model-slash-actress or does everyone who follows her on twitter or follow here life just do it in a train wreck sort of way?
  • HOW DOES A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL LOOK LIKE THIS?
  • Do you think she ever lays awake at night wondering what it might have been like to have a childhood?
  • Do you think her twitter is ghostwritten by someone who once wrote poems for Hallmark cards and got fired for being too “touchy feely” with their co-workers?
  • How has Chris Hansen not had a talk with her husband yet?
  • Where did she come from? How did she get semi-famous? Did her parents just whore her out to the highest perverted bidder?
  • HOW ARE HER PARENTS NOT MORTIFIED?
  • What is the over/under on the age at which she will first be found face down on the bathroom floor in a pool of her own vomit?
  • Is it me or has she, at 17, aged as badly as anyone on any Real Housewives show?
  • WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE INVOLVED IN ANY ASPECT OF HER LIFE?
  • What the fuck is wrong with America? 
  • Am I the only one completely saddened by this spectacle?

I don’t know who this chick is, nor do I care. But as I was reading this post, all my mind would let me read was HOW IS SHE SEVENTY YEARS OLD?  And I was thinking, DAMN!  She looks whorish, but if I was 70 and still had a tight bod, I might too. Then I kept reading and eventually that 70 turned into a 17 and I quickly scrolled up, and looked, and I do mean LOOKED! Shit! It’s sad I could believe she was 70 before I could EVER believe she was 17!

(Source: openareas, via kodinlanewave)

  1. solarpowerspork reblogged this from leahj and added:
    YOU ALL FINALLY ARE FINDING OUT ABOUT MY FAVORITE CELEBRITY. (seriously, when they ran the story about her marrying...
  2. swamibooba said: Is it weird that I don’t care at all?
  3. theungracefulone said: She’s 17? Holy fuck. She looks 40, easily. I suddenly feel much better about how I’ve aged
  4. hyperboliceleste said: she disgusts me.
  5. theterriblyawesome reblogged this from suburbantragic
  6. pluralfloral reblogged this from verybusyandimportant and added:
    i always have to question people when they get so worked up about somebody they don’t even know. why are you so ticked...
  7. verybusyandimportant reblogged this from leahj and added:
    :-/ Like. There are enough legitimately problematic issues involved in this mess that we needn’t start making shitty...
  8. hurtling said: I have no idea who this person is, nor any intention of finding out.
  9. thirteenguy said: eww
  10. hemigrrrl said: This is the first I have heard of her.
  11. dresspants said: I don’t even want to think about it
  12. designgeekery said: This is the first time I’ve heard of her… guess that’s a good thing.
  13. fragrantsami reblogged this from kodinlanewave and added:
    I don’t know who this chick is, nor do I care. But as I was reading this post, all my mind would let me read was HOW IS...
  14. kittykittybangbang said: Please read quote #3 from her mother: dlisted.com/2011/11…