Just the beginning...

May 30, 2012 1:56 am

I’m watching snl from the 1980 season, episode one, and on the weekend update the newsman is talking about the rise of inflation where hookers in Portland, OR are filling it the worse by having to cut back on sex, they are now offering no thrills sex.
For some reason this hit me as humorous. Maybe it’s the tiredness from staring at a computer screen all day hunched over my laptop working.

May 29, 2012 4:56 pm
Someone decided to give the letter O a boob job, but they didn’t do a very good job of it. They’re too high and too lopsided. Poor O, what a hatch job, I say sue!

Someone decided to give the letter O a boob job, but they didn’t do a very good job of it. They’re too high and too lopsided. Poor O, what a hatch job, I say sue!

12:27 pm

This has to be the GREATEST comic I have EVER laid eyes on. 

(Source: onac911, via kodinlanewave)

12:26 pm
And here I was thinking that this was funny when I saw the image on the basis of it being all nuns, a bishop and a person obviously single. I was thinking, well, that’s where I’m headed alright. Then I read it, nope, not a problem I’d have, yet…

And here I was thinking that this was funny when I saw the image on the basis of it being all nuns, a bishop and a person obviously single. I was thinking, well, that’s where I’m headed alright. Then I read it, nope, not a problem I’d have, yet…

(Source: leinarodz, via kodinlanewave)

10:55 am
Alright, who left their bug pillowcase behind? (Taken with instagram)

Alright, who left their bug pillowcase behind? (Taken with instagram)

May 28, 2012 5:34 pm
Among looking for pictures of my nephew for my sister I came across this one of Meli and myself back in 2006.

Among looking for pictures of my nephew for my sister I came across this one of Meli and myself back in 2006.

May 25, 2012 2:54 am
iseemicrobes:

I cannot jump rope. This has been a Kate fact.

This makes me think of my daughter this last Saturday jumping rope.

iseemicrobes:

I cannot jump rope. This has been a Kate fact.

This makes me think of my daughter this last Saturday jumping rope.

(Source: porfiriodiaz)

May 23, 2012 7:03 pm
I feel bad for this guy. When my life is being threatened I know I commonly just dig my head in the ground and act as though nothing is happening!

I feel bad for this guy. When my life is being threatened I know I commonly just dig my head in the ground and act as though nothing is happening!

7:02 pm
I discovered this on my walk this morning and wondered if I should report this crime when I found something more disturbing…

I discovered this on my walk this morning and wondered if I should report this crime when I found something more disturbing…

May 18, 2012 2:03 am

So I’m working on a book for my daughters dance studio, same as I’ve been the last two years. But this year they moved venues which means instead of three nights of performing they’re doing two nights, and one matinee. Not a problem in theory, but for the layout of the book for the performance it’s become a big issue these last few days. I think they have less big dance numbers because suddenly, I have a page WIDE OPEN with nothing to go on it. This is an issue for me, and possibly them too. I’m too in the thick of it tonight to think straight. I think it’s best to walk away and sleep on the layout issue, and look at it fresh tomorrow morning. This is why I hate working on computers at times. I wish I could be moving this around with my actual hands right now. I feel like I could have WAY better control over the situation, then put it into a computer, but that’d take FOREVER to do, and Saturday is my deadline! Yikes!